On top of my idiocy, I have this knack for ungainliness that is just awesome. I make Bambi trying to walk on ice for the first time look downright graceful. This morning, I ground up some coffee beans, and then promptly dumped half of them all over my arms, my feet, and the kitchen floor.
Stormy once said of me "Mabel: She puts the 'ass' in classy."
Truer words were never spoke.
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