Anyone who knows me knows that I've always hated it when people get upset about getting older. It drives me bazoo. The example that brings up my ire the most is that of a girl I went to school with, who cried, honest to goodness cried, the day she turned 21. I was appalled and sickened by that. I couldn't get over that she thought her life was over at that point.
So it is with great regret that I have to say I've turned into everything I hate. I've shed tears over being in my thirties. I suck.
And that's what you call ironic, Alanis.