I was looking over the posts on this blog, and man, recently it seem I am one depressing Mabel.
Where are all the jokes about the crotchular region? The sass? The tales of hilarity? Have I been reduced to lovesick moaning and weight-loss stories? Am I that predictable? Gah.
I'm making a solemn vow to try to be far more entertaining and far less moony.
Maybe I'll even figure out the songs for Chemical Schlong's new album. Stay tuned!