I adore garlic more than anything, but even I think this is ridiculous

I was searching epicurious for biscotti recipes, and along with a vast variety of biscotti, my search also returned a recipe for linguine with calamari and garlic. Now those would be some biscotti that I wouldn't want to dunk in my coffee. Ew.

School's out for summer!

Well, winter break, technically, but the fact remains that I'm done with school for three whole weeks.

All the studying, putting up with dillholish fellow students, and doing group projects pretty much entirely on my own (which, for the record, I'm batting 1.000 on so far. Two down, one to go) is over with, and all that remains is the wait to see if I'm 4.0, and what, if any bursaries my scholastic aptitude might bring.

And now, if you don't mind, I'm going to drink my weight in gin.

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We're in the middle of exams now, and it seems I have to write four, I repeat, FOUR exams tomorrow. One of them I've been trying to write for the past two days, and another I tried to write today, but the bleeping computer system kept going down, so they extended the deadlines, but it seems that tomorrow is my last day to write those two, and the other two are in-class, so there is no delaying them to a day when I'm not already writing two exams worth at least 20% of my final mark. How in the diddly am I supposed to do all that in one day? Is tomorrow one of those 72 hour days the legends foretold? And why am I getting punished for their dillholish decision to upgrade the system in the middle of exams? If my grades suffer at all due to this, I'll have someone's head on a pike.

And now back to studying four verdammt subjects in one night. Grrrr.