More on Shave-gate

Am I the last person to hear that the fallen one allegedly shaved her head to avoid possible drug testing? Am I the only person who isn't looking down my nose at her for this? I mean, if it is true, how practical is that? Getting rid of something that could possible give K-Fed custody of small children is a no brainer, right? Can I get through this post using only questions? Yes. Dammit, I mean, yes?